Maxine Code Rereleased in HD!

Floyd was going to direct a new short film in honor of the release of Angels and Demons, but I had him busy digging up supplies for the swine flu epidemic that killed us all last month.

So instead, Floyd is rereleasing his original short, The Maxine Code, in high definition ...



How 'bout that quality, huh folks? Makes you feel like you're living right in the middle of a vast, sinister conspiracy that will stop at nothing to screw you over.

Then again, maybe you are ...

Out to Brunch

Are you tired of leaving handwritten notes on your chair every time you step away from your desk (like when you go to the bathroom ... or blow-off an entire afternoon)?

Well, thanks to me your work life just got a little easier! I just posted 5 crabby "Out of Office" signs on my web site. All you have to do is click on the picture below, pick a sign, and print ... that's so easy even your boss can do it!















Okay, you can go back to goofin' off now.

Rapping Flight Attendant

Flying is such a pain in the butt: long delays, short tempers, the sneaking suspicion that you're living in a police state ... and that's all BEFORE you get to the airport!

Anyway, if there's one industry that needs a little comic relief, it's the airlines. For those of you who agree, here's a fun little video ... just sit back, put down your tray table, and enjoy!



You know, if it wasn't for air travel, we'd probably never spend money at 30,000 feet. But $4 drinks?!?

Is it just me, or is this the slowest apocalypse ever?

Don't get me wrong, I know it's already bad out there: the other day I dropped a wooden nickel and three people dove for it! But it's the suspense about HOW bad it is that's really driving me nuts.

In the meantime we're all living from bounced check to bounced check ... so I thought everyone might appreciate this woman's explanation of how she cut her expenses by almost 4 grand a year! (That's roughly what I spend on coffee.)



Now, fellow gripers, it's your turn to speak up:
*How are YOU staying afloat in this tough economy?
*More importantly, how are you staying SANE?
*And on a scale of The Grapes of Wrath to Mad Max, how bad is it gonna get?
Post your responses in the comments section below.

Bunny Business

What's nice about this letter opener is that if it ever gets lost under the papers on your desk, you can just shake a bag of bunny treats and it will find you.



Maybe I need to get a bunny. I'm lucky if I can get Floyd to change my ring tone.